by spittinfax March 3, 2021
Get the dean cracked mug.Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.
Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
by mangophonker July 26, 2025
Get the Crack Tortas mug.by Notttavailableeee December 3, 2019
Get the Crack whore mug.You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
Get the Crack mug.Granny's Crack Juice was soo good,I think she used a little TOO much sugar this time
Me: girl that's literally what crack juice is
Me: girl that's literally what crack juice is
by ninigotbandz April 1, 2024
Get the Crack Juice mug.The process of taking a girl home and ordering food. You then have sex with her and stop upon the food arriving. Eat the food and pass out.
by thesnackandcracker September 8, 2025
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