Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

Porn

Really? Your that bored? OKOK It's a sex documentary used to jack off

My mom made me watch porn with her

by IdpI January 21, 2021

Porn

Videos you beat your meet to that your wife doesn’t want you watching

Mommy my ding dong got sticky from watching porn

by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018

Porn

Where all it’s sites will be shutdown permanently & become illegall in 2024.

Porn is devil’s Work, to drain your soul & Sexual Energy. Don’t be deceived. Porn is the main cause of social anxiety.

by Unknown8244 August 10, 2023

Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!

"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"

by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023

Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.

Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!

by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019

hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022