Mouth Hairs

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.

My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

Dry-mouth rotisserie

The declining of spit-roasting.

“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
“How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”

by Pablo Picasso 111 July 21, 2022

butthole mouth

When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.

Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.

by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017

Eyeballs in mouth

It’s just eyeballs in mouth

It’s giving eyeballs in mouth

by the countess of william webste July 18, 2025

Harley Quin Mouth

When a girl rides your face on her period.

My girl was riding my face and I ended up with Harley Quin Mouth.

by Kirish88 October 27, 2018

Mouth Cooker

An alternative heating apparatus to prepare meat properly. It’s not like an oven or anything, it’s just different.

I can’t believe black anus’ oven’s broke. Very strange for a steakhouse. Luckily one of the servers had a functioning mouth cooker to cook all the meat.

by hvag69 March 29, 2020