brown spaceman

When someone takes a dump onto a piece of tin foil that was on someone's nake chest. (similar to a hot carl)

Jeremy was sleeping naked and I ate a lot beans that day so I decided to give him a brown spaceman. It was out of this world.

by rob huxel July 9, 2011

Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl

Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet

by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020

Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020

fizzy brown

A cocktail in a tall glass, made by mixing 1oz HP sauce, 1oz vodka, topped with lemonade and half a cherry tomato garnish.

(At a bar) Hey can I get a fizzy brown please?
Sure, here's your fizzy brown.

by CrustaceanStacean January 30, 2023

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

Brown waterfall

Pooping while orgasming at the same time.

Would you like a brown waterfall?

by Dr machine September 7, 2017