Cunt Cousin

A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.

"Jenny fucked Tom too, means me and Jenny are cunt cousins".

by wellwellwell September 22, 2012

Wiener cousin

Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.

Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!

by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011

twin cousins

Its when you and your cousin acts very similar to each other that people calls y'all twins but some things are different about y'all.

Guy: is that your twin sister?
Girl 1: no that my cousin
Guy: but y'all act similar and look the same
Girl 2: we're twin cousins

by Kamiannerella June 22, 2016

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

cousin fucker

michael horsey

hey, i'd do them too mike

by kc clark June 8, 2004

cousin it stew

when you dook, forget to flush, and then shave your pubes on top of it.

christine walked into her bathroom, lifted the lid to find kevin's cousin it stew. she almost hurled.

by d.monaaaay November 22, 2007

cousin shagger

A person who loses their virginity to their cousin

Look at that cousin shagger over there

by ///cool/// September 6, 2017