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spit shined

She spit shined his dick
by Fhtniger March 29, 2016
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Shine the horn

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female
I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.
by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022
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streetlight shine

streetlight shine - when you polished your vehicle so good that the reflection from the streetlight unto your badass ride causes the light sensor on the streetlight to kick it off because it thinks it is daylight - it does happen - this is no urban myth
mary - wanna see something cool?

terry - what, your rankass crotch turtle?

mary - no, you braindead piece of shit, my streetlight shine
by mottttt66666 March 28, 2011
mugGet the streetlight shinemug.

Donkey Shine

The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.
Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine
by Comrade Plasternasty October 18, 2008
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bald shine

ths shine of a bald persons head
After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.
by a person who likes 2 LOL March 28, 2009
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shine-a-nade

an alcoholic beverage made from shine and lemonade, best served over ice, while already drunk.
mmmm...tho\ese shine-a-nades are strong and tasty!
by Mike DeLong December 15, 2008
mugGet the shine-a-nademug.

rise and shine

One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
by sparky F August 30, 2005
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