Slick Picnic

The act of smearing your man's naked chest with lube and eating lunch off of his glistening, lubed up abs while jerking him off

Dominic gave me a Slick Picnic last night for my birthday

by HoagieSupreme June 21, 2018

Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.

Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

Not the full picnic

Said about someone who doesn't really know their way around something or somewhere. Could be due to isolation. Sometimes a person with a troubled passed, could also be that they are suspicious to enter the present world.

She's not the full picnic, lives on her own in a torn house just outside town and rarely speaks to anyone.

by Little_puppet March 1, 2017

Picnic Basket

You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult

"you fricken picnic basket😡"

by Mewchz January 17, 2023

Derbyshire Picnic

A drink in a disposable cup normally from a well known coffee shop chain that the Derbyshire Constabulary now deem as a picnic in order to fine you for flouting lockdown exercise rules.

Liquid verion of a substantial meal.

Here now Miss, that drink is a Derbyshire Picnic. You're nicked. You have the right to remain silent...

by rouleur66 January 8, 2021

crackhead picnic

A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...

My life is full of crackhead picnics. College taught me how to manage my crackhead picnic.

by Managing your crackhead picnic May 9, 2014

French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018