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weather grandpa

(or grandma if referring to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.
by Sexydimma April 10, 2013
mugGet the weather grandpamug.

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn

It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man
Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn
by Poker Face 112 September 17, 2017
mugGet the Grandpa's Cheesy Barnmug.

no grandpa

no grandpa is a safe word that can be used in any situation
someone does something, to make you have to tell them to quit or need someones assistance, by using the safe word. No grandpa
by Mr. Bojangles March 13, 2019
mugGet the no grandpamug.

weather grandpa

or grandma if refering to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2013
mugGet the weather grandpamug.

Grandpa

Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever
"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"
by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023
mugGet the Grandpamug.

Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself
Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L
by Lil fam November 20, 2018
mugGet the Your grandpa queermug.

WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!

Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.
"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend

"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person
by Universally Handsome Man July 20, 2022
mugGet the WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!mug.

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