National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023

National Grab Ass Day 2

April 15 is National Grab Ass day 2
Single or Taken u grab Ass

I participated in National Grab Ass Day 2 it was a blast ~ Kairos

by Silvia Johnson April 12, 2019

National Send Ass Pics Day

On April 20th you can send pics to someone you trust and they send sum bacc. To “qualify” to get pics you need to ft them.

person 1 - we gotta ft april 20th for national send ass pics day

person 2- bet

by the rats 🐀 April 19, 2020

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

National Send Ass Pics Day

National send ass pics(multiple pictures) day is on October 29th... so send ass pics to friends or who ever

Today is national send ass pics day so send ass pics (a picture of a male or female bum).
Person 1 : It’s national send ass pics day

Person 2 : (Sends multiple ass pics)

by alkaeda October 27, 2020

National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023