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The things "nerds" are

Smart (duh..) the one part of the stereotype that is true

A geek, geeks are wannabe try hard nerds that don't know jack sh%$

Unathletic for real just because you know about computers (as an example) doesn't mean we can't do sports and shit I myself can bench 200+ lbs call that unathletic I DARE YOU

A dork, I won't even go there because of how far off from a nerd it it

Social outcasts/introverts/the hobbit

We go outside and we can be party animals too so fu+$ anyone who didn't invite the "NERD" to that one college party or something

We dont all wear glasses by the way and tothe people who do it just means you fucked up your eyes grinding on the game your 100 levels farther ahead on that the other shithead reading this

And the list goes on for another 300000000000 pages

Also we prefer the term intellectual badasses

Also to the shitheads who bully nerds for the stuff above he'll probably be signing your paychecks at some point or another
Dumbass1 to Dumbass2: look at that nerd over there

Dumbass2: yeah he looks like a dork

So called nerd: *Proceeds to break both Dumbasses neck with gamer fingers
by TheGuyWhoSignsYourPaycheck January 2, 2020
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A word used by Technoblade. He calls his friends nerds and other random kids.
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by MLGYolofade October 1, 2020
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A faggot who's mother dresses him every morning. He most likley has his name written on his underwear and is a smart ass teachers pet and overachiever. He is a social outcast who deserves no place in society. He will never have Sex. Ever. Or a wife.
Dude1: that kid who I gave a wedgie yesterday is such a nerd!
Dude2: I bet his mom writes his name on his underwear and cleans he's braces!
by Kenthejew June 15, 2017
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A very smart person but the other guy can’t think of the roast because ur so powerful he tries to say ur smart as a insult and he dies and suffers in a pool of cats scratching his face while a large cheddar cheese block grows arms and kills him many times
Bully:nerd
Bully:HELP!!!!!!!!
by The non biased one October 14, 2023
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Someone who has a white button down shirt (usually comes with a pen pocket), drinks Rolling Rock, and yells at video games for a living.
Oh, you mean James? Yeah, what a nerd he is.
by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020
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A nerd is someone who’s IQ is higher than their weight. A stereotypical nerd would watch anime, wear glasses and play board/card games. They are mostly highly intelligent
by Big_brain_time November 2, 2019
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An individual that studies obsessively for topics that are both relevant and irrelevant. Lacks social skills and prefers to operate by him/herself to perform certain activities. Is often insecure about their status and will lash out to anyone that remotely seems to threaten his/her actions. Often employs a psychological unconscious defence mechanism called displacement, which "is an unconscious defence mechanism whereby the mind substitutes either a new aim or a new object for goals felt in their original form to be dangerous or unacceptable". Essentially, he/she will project the ideology to others call such as someone else a nerd.
Person 1: Man, did you hear that Matthew got top 20 in the national geography competition?

Person 2: LMAO what a nerd
by happywumpus May 9, 2021
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