Legally incompetent

Yeah... See? Shouldn't be fucking.

Hym "Yeah, the legally incompetent should NOT be fucking is my whole thing so that ain't on me."

by Hym Iam May 08, 2023

legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

legally seek(s)

To seek something legally

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)

by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2017

We will set up the legal practice

Let’s fuck!

Hey, Sophie! we will set up the legal practice!

by ISTHATASHEEP January 26, 2022

legal seafood

a good restaurant in the short hills mall

lets eat fish at legal seafood

by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018

Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.

- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

legal as fuck

When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term

Prenups are legal as fuck homie

by Bigdeezy661 August 13, 2015