fucktard

People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

by John January 30, 2004

Fucktard

Noun. A person usually affiliated with the democratic party

Man, Barack Obama is such a fucktard

by I.m.right. November 2, 2009

fucktard

A combonation of "fuckin retard" into one easy to use package

That guy thinks he's cool but he makes himself look like even more of a total fucktard by acting that way.

by Howieee May 15, 2008

fucktard

Like a retard,but with some"fuckin idiot" mixed in.

"Did you see that fucktard try n jump off that roof?" or "you cant drive with no oil,you fucktard!"

by eznc January 22, 2008

fucktard

A retarded fuck that won't shut the fuck up. A bastard that is a lady's man but really can't get with anyone. His laugh is like a constipated hippo and when he moves all his blubber jiggles up and down. He thinks he's so cool but no! He acutally is friendless because no body gives a shit about him, not even his own mama. Don't hang out with a fucktard because you know they are really just a piece of shit!

Fucktard: Alex Glover. A red headed retard that needs a slap upside the head. He thinks his dick is hot but there's actually nothing there! Caution, avoid this stalking piece of shit creep othewise he might rape you.

by juicylips123 November 1, 2009

Fucktard

A bit like a Fuckwit, this person cannot grasp the simplest of concepts and ruins everything.

dammit tony you fucktard! you just knocked my steaming cup of coffee all over me!

by MrsFlower October 8, 2008

Fucktard

George W. Bush, pretzel non-eater.

George W. Bush is so dumb, he thinks "ethnic cleansing" means washing okra; what a fucktard he is.

by Schieben November 10, 2008