Belgian Dumpling
The act of defecating on a large flat piece of elephant foreskin, then deep frying it into the form of a dumpling.
Belgian Dumpling by 4rizon4 November 6, 2025
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Belgian Footjob
"I was doing thing crazy chick and she gave me a Belgian Footjob, it was way to sticky but very hot.
Belgian Footjob by slavic hoe-mill March 25, 2026
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Belgian Butt Plug
The Belgian Butt Plug is when you put your friend Jared's finger(s) up the anal sphincter, extracting excrement. You then rub your fingers with the homemade Nutella on a Belgian waffle and eat it.
Hey bro, I'm really craving a Belgian Butt Plug for breakfast. Go tell your boy Jared to get to work.
Belgian Butt Plug by ingrown toenail April 9, 2026
Belgian Chocolate
Belgian Chocolate is the act of having a partner lay underneath a glass table, you squat over it, and releasing a massive amount (preferably a torrent) of diarrhea over the table.
“Man, Rodzilla really gave me his belgian chocolate the other night. It was like being in a shit submarine!”
Belgian Chocolate by beoowulf May 1, 2026
National Belgian Chocolate Day
A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.
Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”
Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”
Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”
Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
National Belgian Chocolate Day by architecter May 30, 2018
Hot Belgian Waffle
An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
Hot Belgian Waffle by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
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bedroom Belgian by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025