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Andrew

The type of kid to call you gay and be annoying. This kid will most likely say ultimate uno reverse card bitch
Random kid: Your gay
Andrew: Ultimate uno reverse BIIITCH
by Jor_broc_jokes October 14, 2019
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Andrew

Andrew might be the sweetest boy you’ve ever met. Usually plays sports and is a new kid. Andrew is the kinda guy you want to stay up all night with to talk to. You may even fall in love with him. He will be the north to your east and your west to your south. No matter how much you like him he will always like your best friend and for the rest of the year u probably won’t get over him. But here’s another problem your best friend is most likely going to like him back but will pretend she just likes him as a friend so she doesn’t hurt your feelings
I like Andrew so much but I think he likes my best friend.

Me and Andrew talked for hours last night.

Andrew is the sweetest boy I’ve ever met
by BUILT IN BEST FRIEND December 15, 2021
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Andrew

andrew eats ass
by jakepauler420xd February 23, 2019
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Andrew

Also known as "Big Dick Billy". All the guys want to be him, all the girls want to be with him. Andrew is funny, intelligent, handsome, interesting, strong and just all-around brilliant. Andrew can seem cocky and even abrasive, but he is protective of his loved ones and will do anything it takes to support them. Andrew can be a dick, but those who really know him understand how deeply he feels and how much he cares. Andrew is a terrible enemy and a brilliant ally. Be more like Andrew.
Random Nigga: Andrew. He's a dickhead fuck him.
Andrew's Friend: If only you really knew him.
Same Random Nigga: Shut the fuck up.
Andrew: Jump the fuck off my friend random nigga
by Lord Hakai November 24, 2021
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Andrew

Andrew is a person with a microschlong
Andrew, I saw your shlong, it is tiny!
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Andrew

Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!

Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019
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Andrew

Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.
Andrew, why did you get me in trouble in math class.
by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019
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