bag season

a sports season in which athletes achieve their goals.

“ Do you understand me? It’s bag season

by Noah Fernandez October 10, 2017

tis the season

It typically refers to the time before Christmas, which can be defined as anywhere from October to December 24th.

Adam-Bro, I can't wait to get all my presents this year for Christmas.

Jake- I know man, tis the season.

by Websterdictionary23 October 28, 2013

Blowjob Season

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.

Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

by FunkiestCoffee July 12, 2010

Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.

Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.

by RoidRage January 2, 2010

Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it

Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.

by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015

cum season

The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.

Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"

by Fluffbun September 24, 2017

Timbs season

1. That time of year when it gets so cold you need to start wearing your timbs again.

2. Anytime of year for New Yorkers

It’s so cold today, let me go get my timbs because it’s #timbs season

by Timbs season November 11, 2017