narcissisting

1. The act of excessively indulging in self-centered or egotistical behavior, especially in social situations or when interacting with others. Often involves monopolizing conversations, constantly seeking attention, or disregarding others' feelings or opinions.

2. Using social media or other platforms to excessively promote oneself or one's achievements, often to the point of annoyance or alienation of others.

3. Engaging in manipulative, self-centered behavior during a divorce process, often characterized by unreasonable demands, lack of empathy towards the spouse, and using the situation to gain attention or sympathy from others.

"I stopped inviting Jeff to parties; he's always narcissisting, making everything about him."

"His Instagram is just non-stop narcissisting. Every post is a selfie or a humble brag."

"Going through a divorce with him is exhausting. He's constantly narcissisting, turning every negotiation into a drama, making petty demands, exerting control, controlling the narrative and disregarding the impact on the kids or me."

narcissisting by gretav2 October 30, 2023

good narcissist 

A kind, compassionate narcissist who have the ability to empathize. A good narcissist can be a supportive friend but still always turns the conversation back to him/herself, has an inflated sense of importance and can be the most interesting person in the room without being a dick about it.

Sure, Jay won't stop talking about himself but one on one, he becomes a good narcissist, event likable.

good narcissist by The Good Narcissist November 2, 2018

Newage Narcissist 

A spiritual person with a profound sense of entitlement. They claim to be down-to-earth, eager to share their gifts, but are really looking to gain notarity, free shit, are extremely vain and talk about how spiritual they are non-stop.

Wow! That sound bath teacher couldn’t stop talking about herself and talked about wanted to find a millionaire boyfriend. She’s such a newage narcissist!

Newage Narcissist by BBXB April 8, 2019

Narcoleptic narcissist

A narcissistic who falls asleep while in the middle of being a narcissist...

The other day Ted was being such a narcoleptic narcissist but he fell asleep while trying to control my next move. .

Narcoleptic narcissist by DankFranky420$ October 20, 2021

obese narcissist 

A person, usually named after a toilet paper brand whose existence is more useless then toilet paper, an obese narcissist trys to emulate a samoan version of Heather and spends every dollar they earn at the slots, They protect pedophiles at all cost, and resort to open ended threats of violence to control their children and others around them.

Charmen, stop telling the kids Travis's uncle is a hells Angels so they will let Quintin molest then, you obese narcissist.

obese narcissist by Chunkyspice October 26, 2022

The Narcissistic "Smirk" 

The look daughter in laws and son in laws have surely seen from their toxic in laws. Usually, you'll catch them glaring at you with this smirk after they've completely insulted you. Always making sure to slip the smirk in when nobody is watching. You're now the only one who has caught the smirk and if you bring it up you're the crazy one! It is the most sickening thing to witness because when you see this smirk. You KNOW everything they said was intentional and meant to hurt you. You have to wonder how anyone could operate like this and nobody catches it or says anything about it. You definitely know it when you see it! Trust me!

You: Surprises mil with family member coming for a visit (Over Seas flight...)

Mil: Hears you planned it multiple times, that you tried hard to make the surprise special!
Mil: Runs to son immediately after hearing that and thanks him. With a showy display of hugs and kisses :D
You: Confused but they are typically shitty so whatever (Can't say you didn't try! Right?!)
Husband: Looks at mother says "You know I wasn't the one to put this whole thing together why are you thanking me like this, you know my (Wife) did it!

Mil: Looks at me & goes "Oh really!?" (She already knows it was you but loves to play stupid like this and deliberately ignore the obvious) SOOO... she stands there for a minute looks at you and gives you The Narcissistic "Smirk" and walks out of the room without another word.

At the end of the night (a 4 hour long night in which they only spoke their language in front of you and across you at the dinner table so you were just left sitting there in silence as to not make the family member who just flew HOURS uncomfortable) THATS when she gives you a half assed "Thank you" through her teeth at the door... through you guessed it, The Narcissistic "Smirk"!!!

You: Realize there was never anything that would ever make this woman think you deserve any kind of basic etiquette.
You: No Contact anymore & thriving!

Nobody deserves behavior like this you included!!

The Narcissistic "Smirk" by FollowYourIntuitionThe1stTime! January 16, 2023

car-window narcissist 

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.

Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist

car-window narcissist by kayanker January 13, 2011