nigerian fellow

when you white and see a nigger walking down the street and want to acknowledge your black friends

that is one shady ass nig... nigerian fellow.

by punegina April 20, 2021

Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

Nigerian Nugget Npoloa

A Nigerian man who is engaged in sexual intercourse with another man. Often mocked in the culture of the Nadra Tribe in Nigeria. The man who first became gay in Nigeria was yusie.

Nigerian woman: he looks so hot
Nigerian woman 2: he's a Nigerian Nugget Npoloa.
Nigerian woman: oh fuck

by Nik ger hater June 9, 2019

As a nigerian

Used at the end of a statement to refer to the speaker claiming that he is experienced in the what he is saying and the statement is a sincere advice from an expert.

It stemmed from 4chan's /g/ around late June-early July 2021 where some guy kept spamming "As a nigerian bvll, allow me to grant you sage advice" before offering an honest opinion on the concerning topic. After a while, it changed to simply "as a nigerian" and it stuck.
History: desuarchive. org/g/search/text/as%20a%20nigerian/

OP: How can I get started on programming?
Typical Oldfag:
Don't. Fuck off and pursue other STEM fields. The tech industry is so saturated with untalented coders/programmers already. If you don't have a passion to code in the first place, programming will never cease to be hell you for you.

As a nigerian.

by mootforsaken December 9, 2021

Nigerian spiderweb

When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.

Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Nigerian Belly Button Peircing

An act performed by ONLY by level 72+ Nigerian gooners in which a big Nigerian man rubs his penis inside someone's belly button for 3-10 hours before ejaculating so suddenly and quickly that cum shoots through Their belly button that it peirces it. Than the Nigerian man sticks"Hey Bob you wanna go munting tommorow?"-Larry "No I have a Nigerian Belly Button peircing scheduled a ring in it. This is a very prophetable job and will also leave you with many life long friends.

"Hey Bob do you wanna go munting tomorrow?" -Larry "No I cant, I have a Nigerian Belly Button Peircing scheduled.-Bob

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 22, 2024

Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.

"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"

by |}{POIUYTREWQASDFGHJKL::><MNBV May 22, 2025