Bike Pig

#1)Police officer on a bicycle.

Man I was riding my bike downtown when this Bike Pig came and said" Pull over sir !". "I was like fuck are you serious ! Fucking Bike Pig what a joke!"

by pdaddy78 March 29, 2010

bike rifing

Origin: Seattle
Carrying your bike around on your car bike rack when you have no intention of riding it. The act of posing as a bicyclist.

I was crusin' the mall doing a little bike rifing, hoping to pick up some athletic chicks

by Seattle_RJ July 17, 2013

Ass bike

When the pointy part of a bicycle goes inside the anus

"Did you hear what happened to joey last week?"
"No, what happened?"
"Poor guy got ass biked in the middle of the park"

by Geckopussy October 7, 2017

Bike Dike

A guy that looks like David Byrne who is obsessed with DesMoines IA, bike trails

"Wow that guy is a real bike dike"

by Avabean334 January 1, 2023

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020

Tramp Bike

A modified bike, which would enable usage of it on a trampoline. Achieved by removing the wheels and attaching polystyrene and layers upon layers of maskintape.

Bob: Check my skillz on this tramp bike crew!
Everyone: Holy crap Bob your so hardcore!
Mariah Carey: How would you like me to perform sexual intercourse with you Bob?
Bob: Nah its k.

by Not Bob(wink wink) October 16, 2008

Slug Bike

A spin on the classic game of "slug bug" where you punch another occupant of the vehicle you are in any time you see a motorcycle. There are few VW Beatles on the road anymore so the game of slug bug is effectively dead. Learning to look for motorcycles had the added benefit of saving lives.

House rules include double punch for spotting a bike you own.

Another name for this game is punch bike.

"Look twice, save a life." Have fun and bruise your friends while you are at it.

Slug bike! WHAM! Oh, it's a KLR650. Have another. WHAM!

by NotThatBruno June 14, 2016