National short people day

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.

Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.

by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

national horny day 2.0

National horny day 2.0 is on April 17. Anyone who missed out yesterday (National Horny Day) or who didn’t fap enough can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions.

I can’t believe I forgot about national horny day! The most important day... thank god for national horny day 2.0. Time to whip out my nice guy charm and get some pics tonight.

by niceguyxx69xx April 16, 2020

National fortnite squad day

October 25 is the day to play fortnite squads and nothing else

tom: man imma play some fortnite all day tomorrow

robert: why?!?

Tom: Because it’s October 25 witch is national fortnite squad day

by Roberttgemanhoe May 25, 2018

national blow job week

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.

Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

by Big dick johns September 3, 2019

National Homie Rimming Day

July 9th (7/9) is national homie rimming day where you and your homies rim each other

It's National Homie Rimming Day Jarrod, get over here and let me eat that ass.

by Spyre7216 July 9, 2021