Mansburg Cheese

A secretion found between the penis and foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora, often a result of loose hygienic morals or overuse of the sexual member.

"Excuse me, I must refuse your request for fellatio due to the over abundance of Mansburg Cheese exhibited in your pubic area. Perhaps we may put this offer back on the table after a satisfactory cleansing"

by Sarah VanSoden January 11, 2008

tooth cheese

the residue left on the back of a womans teeth after performing oral sex on a man with a substantual amount of smeg

jhon: go on love, its clean
jane: shame.. i like a bit of tooth cheese to lick at in the morning. it covers the tast of sick and fags.

by HarrySte October 8, 2007

cheese whistler

When a female holds a snorkel in her mouth and the Male puts cheese whiz in the top end of the snorkel and ejaculates into it. The male then takes the snorkel and blows into the mouth piece blowing the cheese and sperm on the female's face and a dog licks her face clean

Two asians one German Shepherd, it was fucking beautiful. I pulled out the one girls ass and gave the other girl a cheese whistler.

by Countchalkula February 27, 2011

Leet Cheese

An item or thing or someone who is the most elite (or leet or 1337). Leet Cheese is the pinnacle of eliteness.

The one who pwns the most.

Wow Conner, you really pwnt that noob. That was some fucking Leet Cheese! Eat some motherfucking Leet Cheese you little beoch!!! I OWN SOCOM!

by jlsleifslseflsienflseifn May 1, 2009

Bending the Cheese

To take the piss

Aww dude you just bent the cheese right out of him.

You are bending the cheese, mother fucker.

by Shady Neo September 24, 2008

Grilled cheese

When you peel open your eye after a guy purposely or intentionally shoots his load and it resembles the stickiness and gooey strings of peeling open the bread of a cooked grilled cheese sandwich

Stripper: sometimes I like to be a freak in the sheets
Dale: girl you don't know what freak is!

Stripper: you're just an old pervert, Dale
Dale: You wanna know something I enjoy?
Stripper: I really don't!!!

Dale: just for fun, I like to make her a grilled cheese

by Unfed Kitten April 17, 2017

Cheese Dick

The person who '"got trashed last night", "hooked up with this hot girl", "drank a whole bottle of jack"...but everyone knows they're making it up to seem cool.

Note: cheese dicks travel in packs

CheeseDick: "Guys check this out its fuckin awesome!"

Guys: "Thats the stupidest thing i've ever seen, you fuckin' cheesedick."

by CORD May 13, 2005