Explosion poop

When ur poop explodes with such force that the toilet blows up.

Bob: I had a bad case of explosion poop yesterday.
Joe: Oh No! What happened?
Bob: Someone planted a TNT in my peanut sandwich.

Joe: Im telling, this is a nut-free world.
Bob: Peanuts are legumes idiot.

by someone else. May 30, 2018

Poop Art

Poop art. Shit in a different bowl or dish and freeze the by product for a few days. Practice variety by changing your diet. Get a canvas & paint palette. Use the poop selections as paint experiencing with different colors and textures. Frame and enjoy

Sentence: Dude, your poop art is off the chart you are a real Jackson Poop-Pollock

by SeaMurph June 28, 2017

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019

froyo poop

When your poop is of the same consistency as frozen yogurt and comes out like a yogurt dispenser at your favorite local froyo store!

Tim: my stomach was killing me all day. When I finally went to the bathroom I had froyo poop!

Todd: man that's the worst!

by Nicole GD August 8, 2017

poop hike

A form of exercise carried out by regular walking of the dog.

Lee: Let's walk the dog. You need the exercise.
Geo: OK. Come on, Poochie. Time for a poop hike.

by Geode-E March 30, 2010

gay poop

poop that comes from gay butts. related to santorum and fecal fetishes.

"Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp gay poop fetish games.
Girl: Oh. right."

by Dimmerman May 29, 2008

poop-toucher

One who touches poop.

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.

by EyeDette July 26, 2006