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The Roast Game

The Fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.
The Roast Game is pretty simple First ask any family member "what is special about a holiday roast?"The family member would have the tendency to guess assumptively "Ham" "Turkey" "Beef" You say "no" to the family member Then you ask them "who or what do you think is special? "The family member says "I believe that children are special" You respond "So, you eat children for a Christmas roast? "The family member would freak out at you because he knew that the family ate children and he is surprised that you knew it too. The whole point of the game is to get your point across, which is the idea that the family eats children as their Christmas roast, and you interview and prove your common knowing and realizing of the idea or tradition that families have. If they freak out, they already admitted it.

Asides, it is easily provable by the fact that The Roast Game itself is easy proof that families were eating their own children after slaughtering them. After they slaughtered them they did this process where they skin the children, take out any fecal matter or anything inedible to humans, slice the right meat parts off like the "roast" meat, de-bacterialize the meat, season it, then cook it, after cooking it, they eat the children. That is my proof, which is the logical explanation of the truth that is found out in The Roast Game. Which to be honest, is absolutely mind blowing.
by BM99 August 30, 2018
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Stiffy Game

Started in Pennant Hills High...a game where a group of male friends get together and try to get a "stiffy" or an erection with out the stimulation of any chicks or pornographics material
Lets play the stiffy game guys
by HAMED October 11, 2004
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bathroom game

A simple game which can be played quickly and easily in a short period of time (e.g. Solitaire, minesweeper, monkey ball). Often played by individuals on their cell phones while using the bathroom.
I just bought bejeweled for my iPhone. It's a great bathroom game.
by The Actual Bob August 3, 2008
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video games

1. An widely used entertainment form which skyrocketed in the 80's and 90's
2. The things news reporters and stay-at-home moms blame for child violence as a scapegoat
3. One of the elite 4 things that are fun to do anymore (See also party, weed, and sex).
4. The source of many memes.
1. I used to play those old, retro video games in the 80's. They're a good challenge!
2. See? Because my son is playing violent video games like GTA V, that instantly makes him a serial killer!!!
3. Dude, video games are the only things that are fun anymore. Well, except for parties, weed, and sex.
4. Check out this dank video game meme I made on ImgFlip.
by A Potato-loving Cactus August 2, 2016
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gaming orgy

A large LAN event that is hosted in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada that are 3 days long
I was at the Gaming Orgy Event and I came home with some cool schwag, and My clan almost won one of the several tournaments!!!
by StarChyld June 11, 2006
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the donut game

a game where males stand around a donut and masturbate onto it.

FUN TWIST! - last one to finish has to eat it.

sometimes called "cookie" if used with a cookie.
"oh man george, ralph and i played the donut game. ralph lost and had to eat the glazed donut.
by carolyn smith March 3, 2007
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I'm game

To be wanting to do an event. Usually someone offers to do something and you reply "I'm game".
Im about to tie up my dog and feed it Tums. You game?

~ I'm game dude, lets cujo that bitch up!
by kRaZyToM April 29, 2004
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