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Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.
by slipperydick December 15, 2011
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cracked

something cracked
he is cracked in the game
by linares September 8, 2025
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Chuff crack

The inner lining of the chuff
Dereck likes his chuff crack caressed
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Cracked

Having sex last night usually in the ass and the next day in a good mood for work
"I got cracked last night Free coffee for everyone"
by Sadsydoggy July 19, 2025
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sandy crack

When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.
Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!
by Chrisaaron1@icloud.com May 11, 2016
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Cracked

To take someone’s virginity (usually meant for someone with a vagina). “Cracking” refers to hymens sometimes stretching when you lose your virginity.
“Erin got cracked by Sean last night after the football game

“Good for them”
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crack daddy scoon

A good crack daddy whose last name is Scoon who says "no more" and chucks orange juice at a church
by CrackDaddyScoon October 17, 2018
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