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strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.
I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.
by Jamacha October 9, 2023
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Doodle Club

A game made back in the early 2010's. It is where people express their art, memes, and more. You can socialize with other members and look at their jobs and projects. You can win awards and earn likes to gain popularity.
I used to love Doodle Club and all it's cool art features.
by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019
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Club Condo

The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.

The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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Morten Vollset Fan Club

A friendship group brought together by a mutual love for a dude named Morten Vollset.
I'm stoked to be a member of the Morten Vollset Fan Club
by notMortenVollset87 January 12, 2024
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Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
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Big Club

Hym "Is that the big club I'm not in? The rapist club? That's all the more reason to join the religion right? You can do as much rape as you want as long as you're willing to tell people how great the religion is."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024
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Join the club

used as an observation that someone else is in a difficult or unwelcome situation similar to one's own.
"if you're confused, join the club!"
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025
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