blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019

Blowing a band

Spending over or near $1,000.

I'm blowing a band this Saturday.

by BkluSmoke February 17, 2018

Brazilian blow

The act of oral pleasure while ridding the body of unwanted hair.

The Brazilian blow made my freak flag fly.

by Icyfreshbabii12 March 30, 2015

Blow Plop

While taking a poop in the shower, you receive oral sex

Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!

by Phrogman March 18, 2024

CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.

MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.

by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

blow

1. To preform oral sex on someone with a penis. See BlowJob

2. A street name for a psychoactive drug

2a (UK) Cannabis in a smokable form ex. In a bong, rolled in a joint/blunt, in a cartridge
2b (US and Canada) Cocaine most commonly in powder form.

1: I heard that you want to blow Johnny
2: The local drug dealer is selling some good blow

by Coolkakizz June 21, 2023