beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.

hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!

by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose February 20, 2012

beat-saberphobia

the genuine and uncontrollable fear of the word or the game 'beat saber' is a virtual reality rhythm-based game that includes you hitting a bunch of blocks on a beat of a random song or audio.

have you heard? apparently Tom has beat-saberphobia

by H0RTEN April 20, 2023

Booty Beat

When someone is seriously upset & resentful about an event or person & will not let it go.

“Amanda was so booty beat that Joe didn’t go to her wedding that she continuously ranted about it”

by [e-mail] June 4, 2022

F the Beat

A night of frivolity usually unstructured and starting at a bar.

When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.

"Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?

Not too sure were just going to f the beat."

by F the Beatster December 9, 2011

Beat

A very prude or ugly person. A loser with no friends and who people should stay away from

Don't man, she is so Beat

by hartferd August 9, 2010