king fluff

someone who claims to be straight but is actually gay

C'mon king fluff quit acting like you like girls.

by RAGEKING117 August 14, 2017

King Martini

A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the suave guys(like fictional character james bond) drinks.

that guy in the suit and tie, drinking maryinis, just struck out again. what a king martini

by Qualified specialist August 14, 2011

Roast king

Given to the best of the best roasters,
As of rn the roast king is chava aka wetroaster

Bro you got roasted by roast king

by Chava4567 November 1, 2016

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

king canine

Referring to the king of all canine acts. This crown is bestowed upon those who commit grave, grave dog acts. Usually they're horny kids as well.

Arvind Kale currently wears the crown of king canine. However, there is a plot to overthrow him by an ambitious heir apparent in Mr Whippy.

by Magnum! December 1, 2009

hailing to the king

Doing something epic in the classiest form possible

"man, im hailing to the king on your mom."

by To kick mickeys ass December 14, 2013

king shank

used in the game of chess. basicly another term for check mate

james: ha im gonna king shank you on my next move
bassett: oh dam it man not again
James: yep thats 5-0 now

by king beggy October 1, 2007