Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017

Dirty Serene

The act of smacking someone on the dick, with a rolled up Party Pizza.

I had to break up with Karen from finance. She gave me a Dirty Serene while I was sleeping.

by Me Likey Breadsticks April 16, 2020

The Dirty Vegas

After a long night or drinking and aimless, unattached sex, one then proceeds to wear a fake mustache as a symbol of how dirty the night truly was.

"Just when I thought everyone had passed out, he came out of his room flaunting 'The dirty Vegas'.

by GravelKid February 25, 2011

dirty therkel

A seizure caused by young assholes at work resulting in a mental breakdown stroke or aneurysm.
Also a depraved sex act performed by the elderly that is so disgusting it results in a mental breakdown stroke or aneurysm

He got so pissed off at the new guy he suffered from a dirty therkel.......

Hes never been the same since he gave his missus a dirty therkel

by C-Happy February 12, 2017

Dirty Nemo

The act of getting a blowjob while the person giving it is making a fish face while at a public beach.

Have you guys tried the Dirty Nemo? It is better then a normal blowjob

by Autism anus August 8, 2019

Dirty Howe

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher, you rub the moisture from the back of your balls under your own nose; along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.

Sitting in the bleachers I swished, and then went to the bathroom to give myself a dirty howe.

by abigfan123 December 2, 2011

Dirty Putin

A Russian style of having sex with a woman. You put the dick in one hole and balls in the other and fuck both at the same time. It doesn’t which goes in which hole.

Give her the good ole Dirty Putin! “Dick in one hole, balls in other, that is how I fuck your mother!”

by Josh T. VanDuser September 12, 2018