da laws

a nagging girlfriend who always wants to know your exact location at all times.

EXP #1:
man, who keeps blowin up your phone g?

it's da laws.

EXP #2:
hey are you still coming over so we can bang?

nah i got called in by da laws.

damn

by DannnniiiiiAndi January 20, 2011

John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020

Peacock's Law

The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation

John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit

by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023

theif in law

A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries

Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law

by quakiscool January 13, 2021

Fifth law of physics

Like inertia, but it means cuteness instead. Refers to big chungus and other such things

You are the fifth law of physics

*shits aggressively*

by Chungus farting in your mother June 19, 2021

co-2C1R-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-2C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

adopter-in-law

Spouse's adopter.

Adopter-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023