The Console King

The name bestowed to the greatest video game player of all time by the Gods themselves! Sometimes shortened to "TCK" or just "The King". The only known recipient of the title was Mathew Leonard of England, who has had his title challenged on numerous occasions, only for them to be beat down.

Mere mortal 1 - (To TCK) "Hey, wanna game of Goldeneye 64"
Mere mortal 2 - "You can't challenge him.... He's The Console King!"

by The Console King December 26, 2008

Insult king

anyone who talks to someone, and that person gets insulted by every word coming out of his mouth.

john- no makeup huh?
jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!

by volcomcreature July 27, 2009

king canine

Referring to the king of all canine acts. This crown is bestowed upon those who commit grave, grave dog acts. Usually they're horny kids as well.

Arvind Kale currently wears the crown of king canine. However, there is a plot to overthrow him by an ambitious heir apparent in Mr Whippy.

by Magnum! December 1, 2009

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

King of the Room

The man with the largest penis at an orgy or gangbang.

Always being king of the room is pretty fine, but I hate always having to go slops.

by kingoftheroom September 30, 2007

King crab

The award of being awsome at gears of war crab walking.
Noun, Verb,

hey king crab goes first. Im king crab.

by mvh4230 and killer bung January 11, 2012

the king arthur

Pulling a sword shaped dildo from a girl’s pussy

Karen had me give her the King Arthur and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

by KiwiRex May 30, 2018