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Oh My Tits

A variation of oh my god, but with emphasis on breasts. Best efficient use of the word is when your in great shock.
I went into an elevator and met some women with very firm and nicely shaped breast. This type of situation just screams, Oh My TITS!!
by Sang Van Phung November 5, 2006
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only at my hand

1) To be performed only by someone's authorization.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.
Dom: "Hey Peter, do you want me to forward your phone?"
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".
by Fistina November 3, 2006
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man of my word

A reliable person, who always keeps their promises or is known to fulfill their commitments and obligations at any cost. Someone you can sincerely trust to do something when asked.
"Don't worry, I'll never tell your wife about that, I'm a man of my word."
"I have no doubt that he'll pay you back, He's a man of his word."
by thaghost101 December 25, 2015
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mark my words

Phrase said before or after a prediction or declaration to mean: "You should write down what I say (mentally or literally), because it will come true or be something unforgetable."

Usually said in warning or in a betting situation, so that you can win a wager or say I told you so later.

Intended to convey great conviction, as though your statement could be doubted or denied by others.
"Mark my words, that car will break down on the way there."

"If you go, mark my words, your stuff will be on the lawn when you get back."

"That marriage won't last a year; mark my words."
by Coell April 18, 2006
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rice my roll

To sabatoge another's good time out of jealousy, spite or malevolence.

Synonymous sayings: To burst someone's bubble, to steal their thunder, to salt their game, to playa hate

Etymology: All-you-can-eat sushi restaurants are infamous for putting extra rice in their rolls so that you cannot eat as much.
Man, you're sister was totally feelin' me - why you gotta rice my roll?

I could've eaten 20 spicy tunas if the chef hadn't riced my roll.
by Junius February 27, 2004
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Cargo My Balls

The act of holding a set of man-sacs up with your finger, or preferably a small stick, to search under his scrotum for loose change, like a hungry hobo.
I craved a Hot Apple Pie from McDonald's Dollar Menu, but was short 50-cents. My boyfriend yelled out "Cargo my balls," and I found enough change for a small milk too.
by Hot Hobo July 5, 2011
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Flood my basement

Seeing someone attractive and it makes you feel horny
"Girl I just saw Justin Bieber and I just about flood my basement"
by Meowmix June 4, 2015
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