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hoe-radar

a signal sent up in the brain that alerts you if the person you're looking at is a hoewhore,slut,bitch. everyone has this signal. yes, even girls. why do you think guys go after all the hoes? well the hoe-radar of course. you see guys don't care what the hoe looks like, just as long as the hoe-radar goes off.
for instance:
when you walk in the mall and you see this girl aka.hoe. walk up you may get a signal that she is a hoe.

also:
while at the mall, two guys asked jordan her name. Of course they sensed the hoe-radar.

and:
boy: MAN GIRL! my hoe-radar sensed you a mile away. lets get jiggy.
girl: WTF?!?!?!?!
by Danizzle, Hizzle. May 28, 2007
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polo hoe

Girls who play water polo, who are fat, ugly, blonde, and/or prostitues and they think they are better than Golf Sluts, but will never even b close to ass cool as them
Angela is a polo hoe, because she is ugly, fat, anda prostitute who plays water polo.
by NICNAC215 December 7, 2006
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ben is a hoe

Basically how you describe the guy your girl is cheating on.
Guy 1: Hey is your girl alright? Heard she broke up with you.

Guy 2: Nah man she slept with my best friend, yo. Ben is a hoe.
by TriZaku August 3, 2017
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slaw hoe

Slaw-Dirty and Nasty
Hoe-hoe
by Compton John July 19, 2006
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hoe-bag

another synonym for hoe, whore, slut, skank, cocksucker, or ball teaser
Mary, Bri, and Jenne
by mbj (many blow jobs) April 11, 2003
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garden hoe

a particularly gracious bitch who waters your plants
Big Rod: Hey so how is that new bitch you picked up in the projects

Gamble: She's great. Luckily she turned out to be a garden hoe
by SPANKLING January 26, 2011
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Bro hoe

A female that gets around with bro's a lot. There's no such thing as a bro hoe who doesn't put out. Bro hoe's DON'T always do weed. They're usually dressed in name brand clothing apparell with their boobs half hanging out. They like a lot of reputation. They're really hot and don't care that the bro's they hook up with are dicks because the bro's are sexy, and that's all that counts. They have lots of "friends" that they're always talking shit on. They don't really care about music, they just grind to it, or act like they're into whatever the bro's are into. They're skanks! They're only good for blunpkins, handskis, beeg's, sex, and One Night Stands.
BROdy: "Wanna have sex?"
Jill: "yeah..."
BROdy: "Alright!"

Next day...
Chadsters: "did you get any pussy at that party last night bro?"
BROdy: "for sure man! In the back of my toyota tundra, with a three inch lift!"
Chadsters: "hell yeah, man! What a night to remember!"
BROdy: "kind of like our favorite band! A Day To Remember!
Hahaha"
Random militant eavesdropper: "Wow, what fuckin pozurs! A Day To Remember probably hates Bro's!"
Random millie eavesdropper 2: "And how! And Jill!... Total BRO HOE!"
Random millie kid 1: "tell me about it, story of my life!
by 7837283857193 July 27, 2009
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