Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.

That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Dick Cheney

A drinking game consisting of taking a shot of liquor followed by shot gunning a beer. Named after the former vice president of the United States and his hunting antics.

Get it girl! That Dick Cheney just got me all tipsy dawg.

by EASYbakeOVEN89 August 2, 2009

Dick Boss

A pimp (or pimptress) who pimps dudes.

Life sucked before I met LaToya... She's the greatest dick boss ever to hit the streets.

by Th3Dol3 June 5, 2009

bent dick

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.

"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"

by CoolCodes September 1, 2017

dick popper

A girl that makes a guys dick "pop" or explode with cum cause just by looking at her he pops a massive boner and his cum explodes everywhere.

Or a girl that just makes guys "pop" boners.

"that girl makes my dick pop in her pussy and her mouth"

"the girl a dick popper, I pop my dick in her pussy and her mouth"

"Angeline is a dick popper, she gonna make my dick explode in my pants or hopefully her mouth"

by hursh4ever August 31, 2012

dick scar

A scar on a man's penis from being circumsized

damn, that fool had hella tripped out "dick scar", at first i thought he had a disease!

by aniled June 23, 2009

Phys dick

Phys dick (Physical exercise penis )

This is military slang for when a soldiers penis shrinks a considerable size after under going physical exertion with his platoon ( platoon phys ).

Phys dick can also happen in cold weather, maybe on an exercise in mid January, the penis is confused into thinking it is on company phys.

"Oi lads, I've got proper phys dick"

"That phys was nails, look at my phys dick"

"that bloke looks like he has permanent phys dick"

by BigHeckyBallBag August 4, 2019