non-car

A certain object such as a bicycle or a skateboard that is used for transportation until parent's car can be obtained through slave labor and several hundred days' worth of begging.

Example A:
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY NON-CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*evil smile* Oh really?"

Example B:
"...and I coulda sworn I heard a little *ring ring* sound right before that last speed bump"

by died4me June 13, 2008

Car kicking

Spending quality time with yourself or a loved one inside of a motor vehicle through the night.

Drugs are usually involved, but not always.

Yeah, my girl and I couldn’t find a place to stay last night.. so we ended up car kicking it in Walmarts parking lot.

by Stuntybunty53 June 30, 2023

Car Meet

An event where multiple cars park and tell about their vehicles.

Yo! Wanna go to the Car Meet at McDonald's?

by dswqsa895 March 10, 2024

Car

What retards on Instagram call a cat (I swear I’m not making this up go check for yourself).

Average orange car be like

by Shite lmao July 12, 2024

Pulling a car

Datin underage girls while pulling the Good guy card

Bro stop pulling a car . Damn it bro

by Three idot December 14, 2020

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer by and for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: Have you listened to Weezer?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well it's basically that band but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024

Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change

The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.

"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"

by brian duclos April 27, 2010