blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.

-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.

by baconator7 June 30, 2010

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I'M ABOUT TO BLOW

WHAT ME AND ALL OTHER MEN SAY WHEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM ALL OVER A WOMAN (MEN THAT ARE ACTUALLY MEN AND NOT JUST PRETENDING).

MAN: I'M ABOUT TO BLOW
WOMAN: OH YES DADDY BLOW ALL OVER ME

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

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blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.

I'm gonna blow the Quayle on you!

by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014

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blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023

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blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

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