Chud baby

A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.

That chud baby smells like shit. Throw it in the trash.

by PapaT November 1, 2006

blizzard baby

babies born in november 2010 that were made during the huge snowstorms of february 2010.

Ann: I'm pregnant!
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!

Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.

by shanut February 9, 2010

throat babies

Ashton Chavis (mamas, lemon grab) favourite song and what he calls his fans

mamas: throwt BeyBiESS I’m Trina geve umm to yew throat babiesss
lemon crab: em Trina bust ell on yew 😈

by bigtittytiana October 26, 2020

Baby love

Blood lingo for money. Typically used in New York; specifically Brooklyn/Bronx.

Son, we out to make that baby love

by Lickyonmyblicky June 12, 2018

baby nerd

Somebody who is or essembles a baby and is smart to the point of nerdy. They usaully make excuses, usaully involving what their parents think, to avoid physical activity. They are very delicate, and easily offended.

Look at Melvin the baby nerd over there, he can't even lift his straight 'A' report card.

by Big Will 'E' July 14, 2006

baby faff

A cleany kept, shaven or waxed vagina; mirroring that of a prepubescent little girl.

I shaved earlier; check out my baby faff

by babyfafflover May 23, 2007

Punching Babies

The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.

Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...

by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011