Gio be like moment

The act of doing something retarded

Person 1: I just got scammed

Person 2: what a gio be like moment

by $WAGGERMC$WAGGER$ON November 28, 2020

duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.

I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.

by MsOwlWoman April 16, 2012

blue water moment

The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.

He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment

An event which can be described as both a bruh moment and a cringe moment at the same time.

Well that was a Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment I cant decide whether to say “bruh” or “cringe”

by Beta hater June 1, 2020

nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.

Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.

by AndyFM January 11, 2022

Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

Certified Frieza Moment

A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W

“Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment”

by Friezasagamerngl June 20, 2022