i hate simps

It means i hate people who does too much for a girl

John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.

Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"

by wizecracker August 27, 2016

I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

i am depressed

i am to :(

i am depressed you're depressed we're depressed :(

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

i hat you

to put a hat on someone

jolene says "i hat you faisal"

by jorge6969 March 2, 2021

I quiero you

when a latino wants to say te quiero but in english

Brad: Te quiero, wait how is it in english?

Natalia: I quiero you bby

by Natyfasqui May 14, 2020

I have Angst!

Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!

"I HAVE ANGST!"
"Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!"
"We are just at the starting. The power of the Dark Star is still sleepy like a dull baby."
"It is taking time for the Dark Star to draw out the power of Princess Peach!"

by the.red.man May 24, 2020