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Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.
Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.
by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022
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IT'LL MAKE THE YUT THINK ABOUT WOMEN WRONG!!!
Hym "Will it make me think they are walking dogshit and society needs to shift the onus on to me to shield them from the divisiveness their existence inherently creates and their conceptual inferiority (And it IS inferiority you piece of shit. Work harder and maybe one day you'll be good enough to beat the tranny) is deferred to the men they don't fuck both socially and culturally? Will I think the only reason I feel ANYTHING towards them is the result of a biological compulsion? A compulsion that isn't even for MY OWN SURVIVAL but THIERS. So THEY aren't as disposable as I am. So they aren't food. Is it going to make me thing that I'm not good enough to use them for sex indiscriminately so I'll have to settle for being the type of man that one of the used up, jizz covered, discarded, and interchangeable gears that one of the men who CAN use them indiscriminately for sex swapped out for a clean one can sign a contract entitling her to half of the money my owner gives me so that when she interacts with another fat cock I can lose everything? Oh but the good ones don't do that! The good ones wait for you to get done fucking all of the other women and then do what you want indefinitely. Er, wait, no that's only the fat cocks. Is that the porn? Is the porn making me think this?"
by Hym Iam June 28, 2023
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A thing with naked women, men, and anything else that you masturbate too, and as soon as you orgasm, lose all interest in.
Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums
by Milkgetter March 11, 2023
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Uhhhhhhh.... really why did uyou look this up annyways?
Mom: Why is there Porn in your history
Son: RRRRUUUUUNNNN!!!
jumps out window and kermits suicide
by Sgoodall01@lbpearson.ca June 2, 2018
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.
I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.
by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016
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Pooping porn

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit
by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023
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Blendr Porn

sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities
Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!
by lughat December 25, 2024
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