City of God

City of God refers to the greatest city on the planet Earth, Lakeland, MN USA. Since the conception of the QQA (Quinlan Quality Assessment), in 1934, no other city has received more number 1 votes than Lakeland. Lakeland is also the inspiration of the Great Valley in the 1988 blockbuster smash, The Land Before Time

I can’t wait to get back to City of God and get my Mafuckin’ swerve on

Isn’t Lakeland beautiful? Ya they don’t call it The City of God for nothing

by Karba February 13, 2020

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discord god

Casey

“Hey, did you see Casey on discord today? She couldn’t stop gaming!”

“Yes dude, she’s a real Discord God.”

by coolchickcase April 8, 2020

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By God’s Bones

Phrase - one of the original curses listed in the Bible. Saying this phrase was viewed as an actual curse: when arguing with another, they would invoke an insult, followed by the phrase “by gods bones” to literally invoke the almighty into following through on your words. As people had more of a solid belief in god back in the day, this was a very, very, VERY serious thing to say to someone, and as such, is one of the original “curse words” listed in the Bible. Saying “by gods bones” was a good way to end up dead, or imprisoned for a long time.

“I’ll make you pick up your teeth with two broken arms, by God’s bones!”
“By God’s bones you better not be lying to me little one.”
“May the lord striketh me down if I lie, by God’s bones I tell you the truth!”

by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021

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Kink God

/kiNGk ɡäd/

noun - The holy being that embodies everything kinky and BDSM. Exempli gratia : Julien.

Friend 1 : I just tried tying up my partner.

Friend 2 : Wow, makes you a kink god.
Friend 1 : I've always wanted to be called Julien

by radioheady July 5, 2020

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The Image of God

No, you see the reflection of yourself and conflate that with God because you're a fucking narcissist.

Hym "Jesus Christ, I bet you see the image of God every time you look in the mirror you narcissist. And your hierarchy and society it's just a metaphor for 'fucking your daughter.' You realize that right? The only people who should be allowed to 'climb on top' are people you approve of (which is why nepotism and cronyism run rampant)."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

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