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bent dick

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.
"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"
by CoolCodes September 1, 2017
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Dick Spine

The base of a penis that is normally covered by the scrotum that becomes exposed when the scrotum swings upward towards the face. This is commonly seen when the man is upside down and erect.
My friends and I noticed the exceptional girth of dick spine on an Ecuadorian gay man's penis while he was getting rammed.
by Lucas James Black February 18, 2011
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Dick-Butting

The act of hugging someone from behind while having a huge boner.
I came up behind a girl and accidentally started dick-butting her.
by Dickson Butters November 16, 2013
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Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
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Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.
I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.
by Tee4535 June 24, 2017
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Dick Cheney

A drinking game consisting of taking a shot of liquor followed by shot gunning a beer. Named after the former vice president of the United States and his hunting antics.
Get it girl! That Dick Cheney just got me all tipsy dawg.
by EASYbakeOVEN89 August 2, 2009
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Dick Boss

A pimp (or pimptress) who pimps dudes.
Life sucked before I met LaToya... She's the greatest dick boss ever to hit the streets.
by Th3Dol3 June 5, 2009
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