Water Dog

A dolphin or porpoise.

Hey, yo man. I kinda like these(dolphins). They are like water dogs.

by Minnesoulja May 26, 2007

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003

chicken dog

A seemingly ferocious canine that cowers in times of real danger. Usually reserved to describe large breed animals with this character.

Or, it could be a hotdog made with chicken.

Come on now Spot, you 'ol chicken dog, there's nothing to be afraid of.

by D. W. Michalak June 25, 2008

Crusty dog

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.

Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.

by Mitch B. February 17, 2009

slum dogging

going dogging in a really rough part of town

did you hear jeff went slum dogging last night,

where
by a service station in the upper west side,

oh skanky

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Mouse Dog

A hot dog bun with a fucking dead mouse inside.

Hey! Look at that mouse dog, its hot dog bun with a mouse inside.

by mousedog March 31, 2009

Jog the Dog

To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation.

The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;

1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.

2. You're Horny.

3. You're Bored.

4. Your both bored AND horny.

5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.

6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.

Looks like Kevin is off to Jog the Dog!

by Beta House December 9, 2008