Bender King

Toti

Toti is the Bender King

by Suka Teti September 28, 2019

King Kong

A shot to get you drunk fast! Crown Royal and banana liqueur.

Club Go'er: "Two shots of something strong but tastes good."

Bartender: "How about King Kongs?"

Club Go'er: "Yah! Perfect!"

by WhatWillItBe June 9, 2013

King of the levee

When two or more people (usually intoxicated) ride bikes on a levee and try to push, kick or crash into the other rider(s) to attempt to knock them off the levee leaving only one thus becoming, King of the Levee

CRIS : Did you see angel after zack become king of the levee?
Matt : Yeah, i heard he got a black eye.
Cris : He did.
Matt : well, its official, Zack is King of the Levee

by Backspace209 March 2, 2011

Burger King

Burger King is a fast food restaurant that is renowned by it's special Burger King Foot Lettuce in Jan 2018.

Fat Timmy: I WANT A MCDONALD'S

Mom:FUCK OFF TIMMY WE'RE HAVING A BURGER KING WHICH IT'S HEALTHIER AND LESS EXPENSIVE PRICK!

FAT TIMMY TURNS SKINNY, GET A BURGER KING TODAY.

by FUCKYOUEPIC September 24, 2018

moob king

A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.

>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..

>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.

>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!

>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...

by MOOB KING September 20, 2009

Insult king

anyone who talks to someone, and that person gets insulted by every word coming out of his mouth.

john- no makeup huh?
jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!

by volcomcreature July 27, 2009

the king arthur

Pulling a sword shaped dildo from a girl’s pussy

Karen had me give her the King Arthur and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

by KiwiRex May 30, 2018