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1: The only place I know of where non sexual things (they don't even sound sexual at all) are made to be sexual and so disgusting that no one would perform.

2: Where retards post stupidity in hopes to look smart.
See, just about any definition in the urban dictionary.
My brain is rotting....
by fed up with retards November 19, 2013
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Urban Dictionerd

One of the many individuals who, (for reasons yet undetermined and unjustified), submit definitions to Urban Dictionary which are significantly similar to the definitions that can be found in any of the billions of Webster's "Blasphemous Books" ALREADY published in this world.

This term may also refer to those individuals who submit definitions portraying intense emotions or idealisms; often displaying resentment and a sense of having been offended.

In both cases, these individuals mistake the whole idea of Urban Dictionary, which is to enlighten those who are naieve in a light-hearted, usually humorous and witty way, of those words, concepts and phrases which have spawned, sprouted, and developed as a result of the wisdom of the many honorable citizens of this world who possess a sense of creative savvy.

At any rate, these individuals both degrade and defile this wondrous mark on history known as Urban Dictionary.
If I wanted to know the prosaic, arid meaning for the word, I would have consulted Webster. Thanx for wasting my life, Urban Dictionerd.
by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011
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urban waste

When a person is stoned and they think they have invented a really good word to submit to Urban Dictionary.....but when they sober up, they think what was I thinking???
Last night I did such an Urban Waste , my friend and I worked really hard on this funny definition that made sense at the time, but in the morning it sounded so stupid!
by Cubby Cubster May 12, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

A website barely anyone ever goes on.
friend: "Hey, did your Urban Dictionary definition get any likes."
Me: "Yeah, after like two fucking months."
by Dubiks November 9, 2018
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urban dickhead

You know the people that go to urban dictionary to insult a celebrity or to complain that is an urban dickhead
I get it Justin beiber is terrible why don't you urban dickheads get over it and do something with your life
by no derps February 6, 2015
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Urban Dicktionary

You fucking retarded pervert you slut piece of shit fuck off no porn here
You: *looks up Urban DICKtionary*
Me: Yo WTF you sick piece of shit thirsty TH0T
by Lvl 100 boss January 16, 2019
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Urban Dic'n

(V) The act of spending the whole day reading urban dictionary.
I have to get back to work, I've been Urban Dic'n all day and none of this work will automagically get done.
by NatedaGr8 November 10, 2009
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