Shit Surf

Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.

Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.

by AA-Team May 6, 2009

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shit yourself

The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.

Them: pffft

Me: <Sniff, sniff>...what the fuck, who shit themselves?

by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004

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shit cake

A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.

You nasty little shit cake!

by Nate January 18, 2004

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eagle shit

army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.

The eagle shits! Gentlemen, let's go to the mess.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

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FUCK - THAT - SHIT

In the 2005 movie Jarhead, Sgt. Siek says to the recruits at rifle training, ''The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill" But hear this: FUCK - THAT - SHIT!''

To say the phrase like he did, pause between each word for the proper effect.

Ignorant Soccer Mom: Abortion is murder

Me: FUCK - THAT - SHIT!!

by Doofie Fresh October 16, 2007

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