Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.

Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"

by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010

kissing my sister

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.

Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...

by Dan TheMan October 9, 2007

scuffed my jordans

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.

Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?

by CScam May 1, 2011

yeah my ass

1.an exclimation implying that you don't believe something you have been told. leterally meaning if what was said turned out to be in fact, true you would give your ass as payment.

2. an expression of frustration

1. Thomas "Yeah my ass Karen didn't have sex with him"

2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"

by mysteryman16 May 27, 2006

No My Back

I'm sorry it was my fault.

"Sorry, I took the last nacho chip."
"No my back, I should of got one sooner."
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"You spilled the salt!"
"No my back."

by jaredc December 16, 2008

losing my religion

southern term for losing one's temper, "flying off the handle", etc. Note that the R.E.M. song of this title has nothing to do with religion, despite the common misinterpretation of the phrase.

"I was close losing my religion with the kid wrecked the BMW."

by Telegram Sam April 26, 2003