because i can't

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED

guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself

by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

by Biwwy2938 December 17, 2019

i hate snakeu

A world-changing phrase that J-Hope said when he was asked his opinion on snakes.

jin: how was the shoot that we did with the snakes?
j-hope: i...i hate snakeu

by princess jin March 19, 2017

I have depression

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018

I love balls

i love balls. yes, its true, i love balls. i love biting them and feeling them try to break free as i tear on their skin, while their host screams in agony. yes, i love balls.

-Hello sexy, today is your birthday, what would you love to have for your birthday
-I love balls

by i love balls yes its true January 24, 2022

I wanna be saved

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

by saturnsundae January 17, 2023

Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

by ARC Trooper 5555 March 16, 2021