Hitler tits

When a girl has perky tits and they be pointing out straight

I look so good my boobs are so perky, I'm reppin the hitler tits

by Luke Bieri January 1, 2015

tit rifle

General wasters of time, idiots

That tit rifle made a right pigs ear of it

by CUNTE55A August 21, 2017

Pit Tits

Large, bulbous fatty deposits just below the shoulder and armpit area. Usually (but not exclusively) located on a person's back.

Darla is a whole lotta woman. I gave her a hug and found myself with a coupla handfuls of pit tits.

by puswami July 7, 2012

sweating tits

When you are a dude and you sweat as much as someone with huge breasts would.

"Man in all the buildings"
"I know I was sweating tits in art history"

by Rayroc October 27, 2017

Tits Benedict

An expression used to announce that you were still fucked up the morning after.

Jim: Holy shit we got fucked up last night!

Billy: Really?

Jim: Yeah, we woke up and ordered a round of Tits Benedict.

Billy: Whoa

by DocEllis May 30, 2011

uber tits

Uber Tits is when a girl with saggy boobs is on top and her titties fall directly into your mouth you don't have to go to them they go to you like Uber Eats but for titties, Uber Tits.

Monica is a dope fuck, she has the Uber Tits...

by Potatofaceman May 28, 2020

tit figue

The union of cleavage and erection; a poetic description for titty-fucking. Essentially, the tits become a sort of pussy, or "figue".

When John saw Lila's ample cleavage, all he could think of was how it ripe it was for a tit figue.

by erinlow January 9, 2007