A male in his 50s whom drives a pedovan. He trolls public pools and matinee movies to creep on little kids.
by Tom Patterson2 March 23, 2014
Get the weldon brownmug. A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
by #sysadmins December 2, 2009
Get the brown walmartmug. When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.
I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"
by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023
Get the BROWN SHARPIEmug. When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.
The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.
by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014
Get the Brown solutionmug. 
n. Severely overcooked mashed potatoes, or, by extention, any burnt breakfast food, or disastrous mess.
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by gnostic3 February 13, 2020
Get the ash brownsmug. 1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.
2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.
3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.
3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?
Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.
Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!
Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.
Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?
Maria: Who?
Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.
Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!
Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.
Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?
Maria: Who?
by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017
Get the Cleveland Brownsmug.