shit shiver

The shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. Like cold shiver but much more satisfying. In fact, very similar to a piss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.

Man, I hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. Hey, but at least I got to enjoy the inevitable shit shiver.

by Lovell from UT September 2, 2010

Shit Stir

Meaning to cause trouble, disagreeing with someone, causing an argument.

Someone who likes to cause trouble, stir up arguments.

These problems would have been easily solved, but Sarah goes and shit stirs and makes a mountain out of a mole hill.

by The English Person October 6, 2008

shit load

Many, as in, more than a few in quantity.

Here's how you count in the ghetto:

One, two, three, and a shit load.

by word up March 19, 2003

Dick Shit

When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.

After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.

by Seamypick February 8, 2015

shit kit

a shit kit is where you and ya mates can’t be fucked getting dressed up nicely you put together the weirdest combination of clothes and take the piss out of it!

oi let’s go put out shit kits on

by henners mate 🤟🏽 June 18, 2018

beat as shit

something thats beat and shitty at the same time

Yo man, Kevin Becker is beat as shit

man yahoo mail is beat as shit

by chillssss October 12, 2009

shit cricker

A person of low to no income, usually lives in section 8 or HUD approved government housing. It is not uncommon for such people to have more children than they do teeth, because they spawn like rabbits in order to get welfare and spend it on Meth.

Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.

*Sees a family of 10 in ill-fitting clothes , all 8 kids are screaming, running around like animals and the parents look like they're in desperate need of a dental appointment"

Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!

by BelzebubOnTheLam June 13, 2016